- me: Mom I got all A's
- me: Mom I cleaned the whole house!
- me: Mom Im never going to do drugs or drink or have unprotected sex
- mom: Is this your plate on the table?
- me: Yes
- mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND ALL YOU DO IS STRESS ME OUT ALL DAY LONG YOU ARE GROUNDED FOREVER I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR OWN MOTHER THIS WAY GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!